Love Laughs Hysterically: A Comedic Take on Love Lies Bleeding
Love Lies Bleeding, a film that promises intrigue but delivers a comedy of errors. The movie, which could have explored deep themes, instead dives headfirst into a pool of clichés and misunderstandings. Let’s dissect this cinematic rollercoaster with a touch of humor.
The Plot Thickens
The story follows Lou (played by Kristen Stewart), a gym owner in a sleepy town during the late 1980s. Lou, a tough and gritty character, encounters Jackie (Katy O’Brian), an aspiring bodybuilder with muscles that could rival Hercules. Their budding romance sets the stage for a series of events that are more laughable than heart-wrenching.
Family Drama Galore
Director Glass seems to have a penchant for drama, piling on subplots like a kid in a candy store. From Lou’s shady crime lord father, Lou Sr (portrayed by Ed Harris), to Beth (Malone), Lou’s sister trapped in a tumultuous marriage, the film reads like a soap opera script gone wrong. The town’s police force, seemingly on vacation, adds to the absurdity of it all.
Unanswered Questions Galore
The film leaves viewers scratching their heads with unanswered questions. Why doesn’t Lou Sr handle problems with a bit of finesse? Why is Jackie fixated on a bodybuilding competition in Vegas as if it were the Holy Grail? And what’s the deal with the nonchalant distribution of steroids? The lack of logic is almost comical.
Love in the Air
Despite its flaws, Love Lies Bleeding tries to sell the idea of profound love, but ends up with a sky full of clichés. Lou and Jack’s romance is portrayed as deep and meaningful, but the film’s execution misses the mark entirely. If only the film realized that bleeding hearts don’t equate to bloodletting.
Meet Daisy, the Quirky Character
Daisy (played by Baryshnikov) adds a touch of whimsy to the chaos. Her antics and flirtations with Lou provide comic relief, proving that blood can be drawn as easily with a witty remark as with a punch.
Final Verdict
Love Lies Bleeding boasts a star-studded cast including Kristen Stewart, Katy O’Brian, Ed Harris, Dave Franco, and Anna Baryshnikov, but fails to shine brightly. Director Rose Glass may have aimed for the stars, but the film barely scrapes the sky with a rating of 2.5 stars.
For a film that promises love and intrigue, Love Lies Bleeding delivers a comedy of errors that will leave you chuckling rather than pondering life’s mysteries.
Stay Tuned for More Laughs
As we bid adieu to Love Lies Bleeding, remember that sometimes, laughter is the best medicine. Stay tuned for more movie mishaps and comedic capers right here at Cinephile Central!
