Challengers: A Swing and a Miss

The latest tennis-themed romantic drama, Challengers, has been making waves on the internet, with many critics and viewers alike praising its sizzling chemistry and sultry romance. But, in my opinion, the film falls flat in its portrayal of both tennis and sex.

A Misstep on the Court

As someone who has spent countless hours on the tennis court, I was excited to see how Challengers would bring the sport to life on the big screen. Unfortunately, the film’s depiction of tennis is more akin to a Muppet Babies redo of Jules and Jim than a realistic portrayal of the sport. The film’s leads, Art and Patrick, lack the athleticism and charisma of real tennis players, and their on-court antics are more laughable than impressive.

A tennis racket lies abandoned on the court

Sexless in the City

But it’s not just the tennis that’s the problem – the film’s approach to sex is equally underwhelming. The much-vaunted sex scenes are more like choreographed makeout sessions, lacking any real passion or intimacy. It’s like watching a fashion commercial, not a romantic drama. The film’s idea of sex is more about posing and posturing than genuine connection.

A couple shares a romantic kiss

A Lost Opportunity

What’s most disappointing about Challengers is its wasted potential. The film could have explored the real challenges faced by tennis players, like balancing competition and fame with personal relationships. Instead, it settles for shallow romance and superficial drama. Even the usually reliable Zendaya is miscast in a role that doesn’t play to her strengths.

Zendaya on the red carpet

Conclusion

In the end, Challengers is a film that promises much but delivers little. Its shallow portrayal of tennis and sex makes it a disappointing watch, even for fans of the romantic drama genre. Maybe next time, Hollywood will get it right.

A tennis ball bounces away